My Picture Book of Life

qima: jonnovstheinternet: Cats stuck in things Thank you.

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:10:18 -0400

qima:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

Thank you.

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:08:21 -0400

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

pizzastiel: i’m really sorry

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:07:41 -0400

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:06:07 -0400

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

motherfuckingcheese: blueeyeddrug: rape—princess: Nailed...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:41:31 -0400

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:01:56 -0400

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:01:22 -0400

hatboy: Primeape #057 Part of The Tim Burton x PKMN Project By...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:09:32 -0400

hatboy:

Primeape #057

Part of The Tim Burton x PKMN Project By Vaughn Pinpin

"I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up, let me tell you, let..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:04:43 -0400

“I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up, let me tell you, let me. Every time I look at your face, or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me, and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day, to think about you enough. I feel like I’m gonna live a thousand years cause that’s how long it’s gonna take me to have one thought about you, which is that I’m crazy about you. I don’t wanna be with anybody else. I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t think about women anymore. I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train. We were on this train and you were holding my hand. That’s the whole dream, you were holding my hand and I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real. I’m sick in love with you. It’s like a condition, it’s like polio. I feel like I’m gonna die if i can’t be with you and I can’t be with you, so I’m gonna die and I don’t care cause I was brought into existence to know you, and that’s enough. The idea that you would want me back? It’s like, greedy.”

- Louis CK (via mindcontroltactics)
Wow, up until the last part..
(via lucidliving)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:02:14 -0400

lucidliving: Idk but yes

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:01:31 -0400

lucidliving:

Idk but yes

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:01:12 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:01:02 -0400

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:00:50 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

hangoverpart3: Today, witness the epic finale you never saw...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:31:16 -0400

hangoverpart3:

Today, witness the epic finale you never saw coming. Get your tickets to The Hangover Part III: http://hangoverpart3.com

hatboy: Mankey #056 Part of The Tim Burton x PKMN Project By...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:23:38 -0400

hatboy:

Mankey #056

Part of The Tim Burton x PKMN Project By Vaughn Pinpin

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:22:48 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:22:20 -0400

gaboddr: 1997 v/s 2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:22:08 -0400

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:08:03 -0400